"The last time I saw my dog he was in the back of a police car."
Ten things I Got Away With (and One I Didn't) A Memoir in progress: Now on Patreon! This book is full of dark mischief, idiocy and humor. Because bad decisions make the best stories. Support this fun & inspiring celebration of our flawed humanity - it may leave you happier with your own life, too. Get early excerpts of our draft book and support our work .
